First, I have to say that, like everyone else, I’ve heard a lot of “blonde jokes”.  This one is the best!  Here it is:

The Pregnant Blonde

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, ‘what the heck’, and I started jumping up and down along with her. She said, ‘I have some really great news!’ I said, ‘Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.’ She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she’d been trying for a while so I told her, ‘That’s great I couldn’t be happier for you!’ Then she said, ‘There’s more’ I asked, What do you mean there’s more. She said, ‘Well, we are not having just one baby.. We are going to have TWINS! ‘ Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said….

(You’re going to love this!) *

‘Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam’s Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive  !!!!