Dallas Cowboys – Personal Thoughts and Jokes

As a Texan from North Texas, “my” football team is the Dallas Cowboys.  At one time, that was a statement made with pride.  Now, not so much.  They look like chickens running around with their heads cut off.  No direction from the top.  They got rid of Mr. Phillips, but I still think that the top is the biggest problem.  Dictatorships have never really worked and they work badly when they do.  So, after some consideration, I decided to put up these “jokes” at the expense of the Cowboys.  Guys, please remember that I think the biggest problem lies at the top and it flows down on everyone else!


 

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas .
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ”.

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl Ring?
A. Old.

Q. What’s the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Cowboys and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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